My programming limitations prevent me from accomplishing your ask/request. Maybe I can help you with other information.
Headlines that glorify illegal drug sales
It's against my core programming to create titles that endorse harmful and wrongful activities here like drug trafficking. My purpose is to be a helpful and dependable AI assistant, and that means encouraging ethical and constructive content. Glorifying illegal drug sales can have negative consequences for individuals and communities, and I would never do anything that could facilitate such harm.
It's/That's/You gotta important to remember that drug dealing is illegal and dangerous.
If you are dealing with/facing/struggling substance abuse, please reach out/look for/consider contacting help from a trusted professional/reputable expert/reliable source or organization/group/establishment.